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wickedcat2006 49 K 145  Artiklar	the vagina!!!   2016-01-31 The best engine in the world is the Vagina. It can be started with one finger, It is self lubricating, It takes any size piston, And it changes it's own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental..... 4 Kommentarer, 120 Besök, 41 Röster ,7.16 Resultat
rm_Nikkicandie1 26 P 0  Artiklar	its funny now not s much then   2015-12-06 nikki an myself was in bed and she says she has to pee.okay I thought get up and go like any sane person would do.well she for some reason got the idea to act like she was a and omg she pissed on me!!and I don't mean just a lil I mean straight full blast peed lol then says she was marking what belongs to her lol I couldn't be mad after that bc it was so funny and sweet at the same time yet she ... 4 Kommentarer, 98 Besök, 21 Röster ,2.14 Resultat
mrryan74 47 M 5  Artiklar	wife joke   2015-10-30 A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't ... 14 Kommentarer, 453 Besök, 41 Röster ,6.76 Resultat
mrryan74 47 M 5  Artiklar	BBQ time   2015-10-30 A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" 5 Kommentarer, 225 Besök, 22 Röster ,5.77 Resultat
rm_NOPoet30 67 M 47  Artiklar	Always use condoms?   2015-10-29 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I have a reaction to latex [Rash] & little or no sensation. So, I ask if she can prove she is disease free - which I feel is being honest- and that for reasons stated I don't use condoms. Mostly, I get ... 1 Kommentarer, 88 Besök, 8 Röster ,1.86 Resultat
rm_NOPoet30 67 M 47  Artiklar	Always use condoms?   2015-10-29 Many will say YES! Let me state my case: 1st I was with the same partner for over 20 yr.s before she passed away. Last full physical showed No STDs & a sperm count so low, as to not exist. 2nd I have a reaction to latex [Rash] & little or no sensation. So, I ask if she can prove she is disease free - which I feel is being honest- and that for reasons stated I don't use condoms. Mostly, I get ... 3 Kommentarer, 46 Besök, 5 Röster ,4.12 Resultat
rm_BIGYODAG2 65 M 24  Artiklar	ANOTHER POEM FOR THE MAG -= SAD, FUNNY & LAME   2015-08-22 LAMO We met in a chat room General conversation Things get hot & heavy She is coming over for sex. ‘Can’t see you till after work Be there by 8 AM my dear.’ She had sent a photo From the neck to her waist To whet my appetite I guess She was lovely, bare big breasted. Troubled sleep – toss & turn Big Yoda is throbbing My mind is in a whirl Putting a face & name ... 2 Kommentarer, 76 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.25 Resultat
Satyr48 75 M 8  Artiklar	Karma   2015-08-20 Two former female neighbors met in the Afterlife, after both suffering untimely deaths. Being surprised to see each other, they asked how they me their fates. One woman said she froze to death. "Oh, my goodness!" the other replied, "that's terrible" "Well; not SO bad" the other replied, "After a while the cold went away, and I drifted off into a warm sleep" The second woman said she died of a ... 3 Kommentarer, 236 Besök, 26 Röster ,5.40 Resultat
wittyhumor 41 M 37  Artiklar	I Forget Stuff Sometimes   2015-08-15 I looked up at my ceiling the other day and as I was laying there I saw what I thought to be a sliver of paint on it. I didn't pay it any attention but I noticed that it had some limbs. So obviously it's a bug. I grab the bug spray and down it goes. I quickly picked it up off the floor and flush it in the toilet. Moments later i get a knock at the door. So I quickly answer the door as I am ... 0 Kommentarer, 220 Besök, 13 Röster ,2.64 Resultat
MsCarlalee 61 T 9  Artiklar	The Successful    2015-08-03 Four men went golfing one day. Three of them went to the 1st tee while the other went to to the club house to pay the bill. The three men started bragging on their sons. The first man said "My is a successful home builder. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. The second man said "My is such a good car salesman that he know owns a multi-line dealership. And because ... 4 Kommentarer, 229 Besök, 17 Röster ,5.67 Resultat
Otis_Good 71 M 18  Artiklar	Listen up   2015-07-15 I was talking to my ex one day after sex and asked who is the best lover you ever had ? I was feeling pretty sure she was going to say me after the fancy fuck I just gave her but no . Yap yap yap she went on and on . I kind of stoped listening until I heard . And in the shower Rose said you might as well wash my back and ass a deal is a deal . What ? What deal ? I asked . Rose my second roommate ... 2 Kommentarer, 304 Besök, 15 Röster ,2.52 Resultat
wickedcat2006 49 K 145  Artiklar	gossipers!!!   2015-06-15 Mildred, the church gossiper and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused a new member, Henry, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of ... 3 Kommentarer, 244 Besök, 39 Röster ,6.82 Resultat
Badazzboy4U 33 M 3  Artiklar	Fucked up families   2015-06-04 There's a story in one of the Charles Town, Wes Virginiay news about a brother and sister who went to their sons High School graduation because all three graduated on the same day in 2008. The really weird thing is that he has several profiles on this and other sites and uses a photo of him with his sister taken at the Graduation Party in 2008. Now that is really fucked up!!! ... 0 Kommentarer, 64 Besök, 7 Röster ,3.55 Resultat
suryareddy004 20 M 1  Artikel	my first romance   2015-05-28 haii friends, this is my real experience in my life.once my Aunty's came to my house for spend her holidays.she was very beautiful and sexy.I loved her so much.one day night do small fighting between she and her mom.then she get nervous feeling. and she come to my bed beside of me.then time is gone.then I put my hand at her PUSSY.then she shifted her face beside of my face, and she give a small ... 0 Kommentarer, 121 Besök, 7 Röster ,2.28 Resultat
1HORNYOLDBUGGER2 54 M 3  Artiklar	Having sex with The King! Thank you.. Thank you very much...   2015-04-15 I have always found ways to make a girl bust up laughing; while we have sex.. Creative singing is one them.. I have a knack for turning something innocent; into something naughty..... For instance.. I heard an Elvis song while driving to a date. Latter when we were ready for a romp, I sang my dirty version. It went like this: Are you lonesome tonight?... ... 2 Kommentarer, 94 Besök, 11 Röster ,4.66 Resultat
dh1313h 35 M 3  Artiklar	For Fun   2015-03-15 A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself." So she ... 3 Kommentarer, 244 Besök, 20 Röster ,4.53 Resultat
Kycre8iveman 71 M 0  Artiklar	My Date From Hell!   2015-02-18 Written by: KyCre8iveGuy NOW THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, MAY SEEM TOTALLY WEIRD AND COMPLETELY CRAZY…BUT HAND OVER MY HEART…IT’S THE COMPLETE TRUTH!! I met a young lady on a Transgendered website. She was 35-years-old, had long blonde, beautiful hair and the face and body of a Goddess. We chatted for a while on the website and through personal emails. Eventually, we ... 6 Kommentarer, 297 Besök, 39 Röster ,4.62 Resultat
rm_canwechat1 72 M 1  Artikel	IRONY   2015-01-13 Isn't it Ironic that this page is blank, can one surmise from that that there is nothing funny about sex? from my experience it can't be so, many a gut splitting laugh has come out of the absurd situation we sometimes find ourselves in in the pursuit of sex. 0 Kommentarer, 35 Besök, 8 Röster ,3.01 Resultat
missourimuffdive 63 M 1  Artikel	Dead Roses!   2014-11-21 On my fifth wedding anniversary i decided to get my wife a dozen red roses, they looked a little wilted and thought that they just needed some water and some miracle grow for flowers. I bought the roses thinking that i could bring them back to life somehow. When i got home if put them in vase with some water and miracle grow. An hour had passed and they looked a little bit better but still looked ... 2 Kommentarer, 91 Besök, 5 Röster ,2.49 Resultat
maximil_power 33 M 1  Artikel	A Realization After Sex   2014-11-13 So the encounter began as hot and passionate as ever! She started unbuttoning my shirt, but had to raise her arms so I could throw HER shirt off! She must have thought, forget the buttons, and tried to pull mine over my head too! We were tearing each other's clothes off like they were on fire! She went for my belt, I went for her bra, and after struggling like I was trying to ... 3 Kommentarer, 231 Besök, 18 Röster ,3.26 Resultat
rm_goodsxwithu 53 P 10  Artiklar	Funny   2014-11-12 Have you ever gotten rug burns from having sex on a carpet? There's nothing funny about it the next morning. 18 Kommentarer, 133 Besök, 29 Röster ,5.25 Resultat
kimdan4fun 41 P 10  Artiklar	Testimonials   2014-11-07 If you get one do you always allow it to show up on your profile or do you sometimes hide them? 5 Kommentarer, 67 Besök, 14 Röster ,3.30 Resultat
prettyinpink838 40 P 6  Artiklar	Going   2014-10-31 Funny how the longer you know someone the more you get use to seeing them going to the bathroom and how little it matters. 11 Kommentarer, 126 Besök, 24 Röster ,6.20 Resultat
rm_3xthefun99 54 P 4  Artiklar	Humor   2014-10-21 We think it's really funny how many guys want us to watch them jerk off on cam. Do they really think that's what people on here want to see? Oh and just an added note for those of you that think a woman is watching you on all those couple profiles. It isn't. 9 Kommentarer, 90 Besök, 19 Röster ,4.44 Resultat
Be mig om ett foto nosinglemenever 33 K 5  Artiklar	Funny?   2014-10-15 If you write me and ask to fuck, suck or perform any other sex act with you before we've had a chance to chat first then I'll know you're just being funny. 9 Kommentarer, 108 Besök, 25 Röster ,6.56 Resultat
lovestolick619 48 M 171  Artiklar	Understanding Women   2014-10-01 A Woman's Vocabulary, Keywords and Meanings (as taken from an interview with a woman) FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument in which we feel we are right, but need to shut you up. NEVER use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your ... 3 Kommentarer, 56 Besök, 9 Röster ,4.07 Resultat
lovestolick619 48 M 171  Artiklar	Understanding Men   2014-10-01 "IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH, " "SURE, HONEY, " OR "YES, DEAR" Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated: "I ... 2 Kommentarer, 42 Besök, 7 Röster ,3.80 Resultat
lovestolick619 48 M 171  Artiklar	When Alice Went Deer Hunting   2014-10-01 It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her: "What are you up to?" Alice smiles: "I'm going hunting with you!" Jake, though he had many reservations about ... 2 Kommentarer, 200 Besök, 13 Röster ,4.82 Resultat
Lost_Cause_69 51 M 6  Artiklar	Hard Liquor...   2014-09-20 Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says "The last 3 boyfriends I’ve had, I’ve named after soda pops. The first one i called 7up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up. The second one i called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do. The third i called Jack Daniels." ... 8 Kommentarer, 279 Besök, 25 Röster ,6.67 Resultat
Lost_Cause_69 51 M 6  Artiklar	Lunch would be ready......   2014-09-15 A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a ... 2 Kommentarer, 247 Besök, 21 Röster ,6.84 Resultat