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the difference between a job and a wife 2020-01-02
What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!
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A Joke 2020-01-02
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
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Timbuktu 2020-01-01
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
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Timbuktu 2020-01-01
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
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Sex Computer 2020-01-01
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 2019-12-31
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
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Jelly and Jam 2019-12-31
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
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last day 2019-12-31
last day of the year who's got a good one?
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What's Older and Needs a Plumber 2019-12-31
yo momma lol
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Buying a fence 2019-12-31
Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to
ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good
looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man
being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not
sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with
multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is
your size and come back to me and I ...
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What’s harder 2019-12-29
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
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Jokes? 2019-12-28
I need points and thats no joke
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In case of sun burn 2019-12-27
I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra
when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns,
he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.
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Jokes get chicks 2019-12-27
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
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Jokes get chicks 2019-12-27
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
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Joker 2019-12-27
Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with
one lol
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de 26th 2019-12-26
oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have
them!!!
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Points 2019-12-23
Just here for points if anyone wants some too
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas? 2019-12-23
Okay, just jingle my bells 
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snail buys a car 2019-12-22
So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the
dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice
used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price
and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car,
but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S'
on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want
me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...
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This site, does it count as a joke? 2019-12-21
they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly
impossible . other options is and they
and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!
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Men are like... 2019-12-21
… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br>
… Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br>
… Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
<br><br>
… Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
long. <br><br>
… Commercials. You ...
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whos got jokes 2019-12-20
I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure
but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care
to share?
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I like this joke 2019-12-20
A says a , "So, at place?" "!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have
have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder,
okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese
cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says,
"Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo
all over ...
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The things we do for points 2019-12-20
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br>
2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br>
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Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...
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For the points 2019-12-20
Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol
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Knock, knock .. 2019-12-19
'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br>
''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br>
'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br>
because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!
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Xmas classic joke 2019-12-17
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
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Spanking 2019-12-17
A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her ’s bed.
<br><br>
She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks,
“What do you think we should do?” <br><br>
The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him
is out of the question.”
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what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill 2019-12-16
curt and rod
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