When I was a little boy, I thought the definition of sex was to kiss while you were naked. So, one night, I got out of the bath and kissed my on the nose. Then I realized that I was naked, and I ran downstairs, crying "I had sex with the dog! " You should have seen my Mom's face. So... You probably wanna know more about me now, and whether or not you should message me about getting some drinks and possibly having the most fun ever together. To help you decide, here are some testimonials: "Sex was great, but he's kind of an asshole. " - My Ex "Always shared his cookies with me. " - Suzy from kindergarten " If you break his heart I will cut you " - Sister " Yeah, you're kind of attractive i guess " - a complete stranger Oh, and before you send me the best message ever, you should know one thing: If all you wanna do is " Netflix and chill " (I.e. booty call me when you get drunk) ... You should make like a rubber ball and BOUNCE. ( there's a lot of crazies on here, yikes) But, you know what? There's also some really interesting, passionate and attractive women... So, let's see what happens. Just don't treat me like your latest boy toy or your peral ATM machine... That's the biggest turn off in the world. Intrigue me. Send me a message that will make a tiny little smile crawl across multiple face when I read it. Challenge me. Seduce me. If you can ;)) Anyways, if you are cute, FUN and have a slightly dorky side... Then let's be BFFN's ( best friends for now). Miss you already. - Bear P. S. Girls who message first are sexy. P. P. S. Seriously though, just saying hi and let me take it from there - I'm not on this site much, so if you're interested, message me and I will get a notification and check it out. P. P. P. S. I am an Aries. Don't say I didn't warn you... You should message me if: You can dance You need someone to kill bugs or open jars. You want to come over and make spaghetti sandwiches. You like to laugh, you don't take yourself too seriously, and you think you can actually keep up with me. If interested, you should please provide: - a selfie - your best pickup line

Min Idealperson Please be relaxed and enjoy our time together. We can have some laughs and I will keep you smiling. I would like to share slow dances, massages, foot rubs, candles, chocolates, picnics, walks, kisses, talks, dreams, soft touches, and romantic gestures with you.