If normalcy is your bag, I won't fit in it. Jedi mind tricks aren't in my repertoire, if you need convincing and/or your ego massaged...find a sociopath. They're good at that. I'm into free will. You make your own decisions. There will be no immediate "hook ups". I will wanna talk with you for a bit to gauge your personality. And if that goes well I'll want to meet you in person before deciding if we should get nude together. Cause honestly, just because there's physical attraction doesn't mean personality isn't as important.

Min Idealperson Ooh oooh, let's pretend -ideal= glasses, tattoos, smokes, cats, lazy, drives a hot rod, has a temper and the scars to go with it... Throw in a sense of humor and some muscles and an affinity for being a mad scientist would be my "dream girl".
The probability of that is highly unlikely.